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"No, I'm not building a raft. I'm building a double bed!"

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'See you in two weeks!'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

I love my Uke.

"We've got a problem."

~ S.O.S.

"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

"I spy something blue."

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Death takes a holiday.

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

'Jam roly-poly, treacle tart, ice cream... We're in luck, it's a dessert island.'

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

"For Valentine's Day. I thought you might enjoy breakfast in bed."

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

' Oh God ! not Friday again ! what happened to Saturday...Sunday...Monday...Tuesday....? '

"Are you talking to me?"

'I HATE Spring cleaning!'

King on desert island sits beneath tree in shape of court jester hat

Robinson Crusoe on the phone - "Big job. No problem, it'll be done by Friday."

'Instead of being stranded on this island for the next 10 years, I used my pocket knife to build a boat out of palm trees. I told you my woodworking skills would pay off.'