Island Lounger Pillows

'Are you completely covered in case you get hit by a coconut?'

"I've decided to move back in with my parents."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

Sunbathing in the park

Rock - see you in a million years!

"I am dressed for the job I want."

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Lighthouse Hammock.

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

'You are doing it wrong.'

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"Delivery."

"How?"

Sick person curled up at home

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

"Chill, Paul. I'm on staycation."

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."