Island Knitter Gifts

Sportknitting

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

octopus knitting a jumper...

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

Hell on trio island

A woman knits from a globe.

"Do you mind? Look what you made me do!"

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

"Walter didn't catch any fish today, but I managed to finish two sweaters."

"Are we aging in place?"

'Say 'Nessage in a gottle.' one more time and I'm putting you back in your box.'

'I don't know. I'll see how long it gets.'

'You should have knitted me into a pretty sweater when you had the chance!'

'We're doing this for charity... we don't need to be called 'a couple of big knits'!'

Woman uses a man in the stocks to hold her wool.

'So you like the sweater? It's my own design and I knitted it myself using my sister Shirley!'

'It all started when I gave her a ball of yarn to play with.'

"He did well in his exams. He got an A level in creative knitting."

"Fine. As long as it doesn't involve spending money."

"Ignore it - it's probably just a mirage."

"He initially resolved to be less of a pushover, but then we decided to take up knitting."

Desert island putting green.

Knitting the world

'Trick or treat?'

Knitting an anchor

Old lady sits on the docks knitting nets for the fishermen.

"You'll have to wait, can't you see he's tied up for the moment?"

"Hello, I am Robinson Crusoe. What's your name?"

'Back home, it's probably Happy Hour now!'

"Overall, your performance review is good, although I wonder if you are taking your job seriously enough."

Knitting pretty

"If I could direct your attention to starboard, one of the more popular sites on our excursion boat tour, a man who's been stranded on that desert island for over forty years."

"Has that double-glazing salesman been back again?"

Easter Island Companion