Island Improvisers Pillows

Hell on trio island

Jazz is Invented

The Hammer

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

Art of Surviving

'I made a Valentine's Day card for you. The school has no art supplies so I wrote the color in.'

Castaway harnessing electricity.

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

'I'm a loaf of bread.'

'We've run out of one-man plays - why not make it up with the rest of the drama group?'

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

'We added on to the couch.'

Harpist using her bed frame as a harp.

Washing Line - "I thought you wanted a clothes dryer."

'Sometimes if things blow onto the canvas I just leave em there.'

'So, what part of the house are we delivering shock and awe to this weekend?'

'So one day I said to myself, 'What am I doing living in this run down house when I could be living on my boat?'

Piano desk.

"I said no to a man cave but I compromised on a dugout."

Inflate a job!

Jacques Loussier.

"Higher...to the right. Ahhh...that's nice!"

'It spoils the decor, but it sure saves money on TV sets.'

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

"We could hire another accountant and secretary, but wouldn't it be fun to have a barista?"

'I couldn't find real fruit for your still life painting, so we'll just use these fruit roll-ups.'

'The potato masher you bought me broke so I improvised.'

"I don't believe you're a minimalist I think you're just mean."

"I'll draw them out with the cheese platter, but it's up to you to entertain them."

"Listen, I've got a catchphrase,...'mind that coconut!'"

'I know we've got to save money, dear, but can't you use the phone like other people?'