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'NO..NO..NO!..on the map Jake...on the MAP!'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'I wonder if I should add this to my resume.'

Robinson Crusoe - Discovery of the Footprint on the Beach

'But, sir, this isn't a deserted island, it's merely an undeveloped isthmus.'

'Jam roly-poly, treacle tart, ice cream... We're in luck, it's a dessert island.'

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Castaway on desert isle sends 'message in a bottle' via drone.

"Sir, I look forward to receiving my holiday pay. Seventeen years."

'Hmm...I hope this is not a dream.'

Message in a bottle breaks on a rock.

'Don't forget your p.s.'

Man eating himself on desert island

"What do you reckon THAT is?"

"Alright! Fine! ONE man is an island!"

'So long suckers...Better luck next time!'

'Well, if anyone finds my note, we'll soon have a new raft delivered.'

"Hey, maybe there's another island around here."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The fate of the emigrant

The experienced backpacker.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Alien David statue

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'