Island Discoverers T-Shirts

"...This is not the Island of King Kong!"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Thank-you God.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

Desert Island Mishap

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Shipwrecked man on desert island with tyre tracks on sand.

"Phew, that was close."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Art of Surviving

Cometh the Cow!

Island of Lost Guys.

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

The Desert Island Package

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

Desert Island Dating.

A politician's dream come true...

Vacation Mobile

Best friends without borders.

Fossil hunting

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."