Island Discoverers T-Shirts

"...This is not the Island of King Kong!"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Thank-you God.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

Desert Island Mishap

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Easter Candy Island.

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"Phew, that was close."

Island of Lost Guys.

Cometh the Cow!

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Shipwrecked man on desert island with tyre tracks on sand.

Art of Surviving

The Desert Island Package

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

Fossil hunting

Desert Island Dating.

Best friends without borders.

Vacation Mobile

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"We've got a problem."