Island Advocate Mugs

"We're from Australia and we're here to help with your global warming problem."

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

The Environmentalist

Humans...What is their purpose?

Nature versus commerce.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Natural Disasters

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

National Everything Awareness Day

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

Gun laws US

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"I keep on getting these feelings of love, peace and empathy..."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Government a la Carte

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Climate Crisis

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'I blame global warming!'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Evolution.

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Water company bonus.

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'