'According to this list, this list is ranked #4 on the greatest lists of all time.'
Irony Enabler Mugs
Add a touch of tongue-in-cheek humor to their morning routine with mugs that celebrate the irony enabler’s love for wit. Perfect for sparking smiles over coffee or tea.
"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."
"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."
"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."
"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."
"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."
"Ironically, this is the living room."
"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."
"I don't think you're getting enough stress."
Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.
"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two."
"Now, how can I be of assistance?"
"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."
"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."
"If I might be serious for a moment..."
Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.
"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."
"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"
'You're overdue for your checkup.'
'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'
"All natural snow cones for sale."
"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"
"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."
"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."
'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'
"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."
"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."
Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"
"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."
'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'
'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'
Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.
"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"
Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.
"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."
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