Ironworker Prints

'Dave, I dropped my lunch box. Could you please look for it? Dave ... '

'Let me guess; you're celebrating Cinco de Mayo.'

'Your mom too? Always saying, 'You never do anything constructive.''

A foreman at a construction site glares at a smoker and points to the 'Smoking Area' at the end of a high crane.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'

'John's hiding. I expect His wife gave him quiche again for lunch.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

'I owe you an apology, Greffman -- Let's keep it that way.'

How Swordfish Are Born

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

'Your job will be to worry about the unimportant things.'

"Unplug and chill out."

'U.S. Manufacturing'

'After our downsizing drive, there won't be room for you within our organization, Holbrooke. However, we would like to retain your services as a corporate clown.'

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

'Yes, my opinion today is the opposite of what I said yesterday. In my position, this is called 'flexibility', in your position, it would be called 'unreability''.

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

'It's the people downstairs again.'

Fitted Sheet:1/Human:0

"And yet, I too am a still life."

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

Pressing Problem

Wanting to save his parents thousands in orthodontic costs, Lyle makes braces for himself in metal shop.

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

'I said it's our wedding day you idiot!'

'It may be industrial strength Crazy Glue©, but substituting it for welds isn't the way to be low bidder.'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

Flop Musicals: Singing in the Crane.

Mr Muscles competition