"I'd like to welcome you all to today's Easter service!"
Ironically Festive Friend T-Shirts
Celebrate your creatively ironic friend with a T-shirt that speaks their language—humorous, clever, and full of festive fun, perfect for lighthearted holiday cheer or everyday style.
"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."
"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."
"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."
"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"
Santa Dog
'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'
Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.
"You're suffering from extreme laziness."
Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!
'I get that reaction a lot.'
Shall I be mother?
'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'
"Getting old stinks! Today I tripped over my nose hair!"
Arabian Nights.
"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."
"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."
Happy St Pancakes Day!
Vaccine Reindeer
Xmas
'Looks like Santa left something for everyone.'
One of Santa's elves is crushed to death by a present in the workshop, ruining the 364 days of 'Elf and Safety'.
'Despite what they sing, I don't think Christmas is really the season to be jolly...'
"My goodness, Albert! Open your eyes and watch out where you're going while grazing!"
"It doesn't feel like Christmas. So, I'm drinking until it does."
"You just had to ask him how he was doing, didn't you?"
'I see management bonuses remain unaffected again this year.'
"I'm not drunk! I'm jush looking for my car keyish."
Flowers Explosion!
SEE SANTA, ''Happy Holidays'? -- Don't tell me YOU'RE getting politically correct, now?'
"No man should have to work on Christmas every year!"
'I'm sorry to disturb you, but new health and safety rules prohibit me from climbing down your chimney.'
"It all started with the odd mince pie and glass of sherry."
'We've been outsourced to an Indian cool centre.'
'Between us we've got 2000 Facebook friends, but we only know one person well enough to send us a Christmas card.'
Ironically Festive Friend T-Shirts Collection
Ironically Festive Friend Mugs
Discover a wide selection of mugs perfect for your ironically festive friend—witty, fun, and full of holiday humor that they'll love to sip from.
Ironically Festive Friend Pillows
Find playful pillows that elevate any space with humor—great for gifting your ironically festive friend a touch of witty comfort.
Ironically Festive Friend Prints
Browse vibrant, humorous prints that capture your friend's festive flair with a clever twist—add some fun to their décor today.