Ironic View Seeker Prints

"It's not much of a view if you don't like bricks."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Airplane Mode.

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

'Look, I said I'd bring you the report on micromanaging. Just give me a chance.'

The Red Carpet

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

'My horoscope said I would be taking a long trip today.'

"All I see is more trees."

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

"I suppose we could burst onto the literary scene."

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

Eurydice in prison

'I'm glad you're making friends, Darrel.'

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