Ironic Speaker Mugs

"How can one sum up Henry's impact on all our lives? Negligible, I guess that'd do it."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Wifi in Hell

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"Admit it, we're lost."

Sock Puppet in Literature

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

"I propose a break from the office speak and two minutes of random profanity."

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

'I'm glad you're making friends, Darrel.'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

"Oh, can't complain, but I do."

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

"I suppose we could burst onto the literary scene."

Thanksgiving Turkey Fortune: "Why the silence?"

Meet The Ghostwriter

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

'You've cured my insufferable conceit, Doc -- now I'm perfect!'

'Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.'

Gigolo Diary

'You'll marry me? Really? Then forget it! I can't be with someone who's standards are that low!'

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

"You'll find all the adult 'Dummies and Idiots' guide books in the children's section."