Ironic Laundry Enthusiast Prints

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

When laundry ruled the waves.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Dreams I have had...

'Caw blimey!'

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Santa's wash day.

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

Search for Missing Socks

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"