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"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

I hope he was a bad person. It's hard to keep a good man down!

'Second opinion? Come back tomorrow, I will probably have changed my mind by then...'

Just Buried

"My dad's more disinterested in my upbringing than your dad..!!"

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

"Look! No hands!"

"The hyenas started it."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

Your lobster was off!

Doggone

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

Vegetarian Birds

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

'I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes.'

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