Ironic Humor Enthusiast Prints

"Well, instead of discussing the book we could discuss why none of us had time to read it."

Men Working Things Out

"The sudden resignation caught many by surprise. 'I wish to spend more time with my family,' he said. When contacted, his family replied, 'Who?'"

"To be environmentally responsible I'm recycling my sister's old book reports."

Following through!

'I'm sorry, but to lower your taxes you're going to have to make more money.'

Winter Breaks

Elephant Hunting

Procrastinators Anonymous - Postponed (Colour)

Protesters: 'Ignore us' - 'We're just taking a walk'.

Happy Earth Day!

"Not so much fun being people-watched back, eh?"

'Money can't buy happiness, Sims, so instead of a raise, I'm giving you a bottle of prozac.'

'Ok Mr. Hotshot, sell our most expensive air conditioner to the next guy who walks in the door.'

'HOMELESS - Anything helps - all major credit and debit cards accepted.'

'I said, I'm running away...Who's going to drive me?'

'She must be the girl for you, son, look how much your mother dislikes her.'

'I've never seen anything like this...You have seven different personalities and all of them are boring.'

"and what are you giving up for lent, Reverend?" "Religion"

Climbing up stacked boxes marked this way up

"As a potential lottery winner, I totally support tax cuts for the wealthy."

"I've decided to re-enter the workforce so I can spend less time with my family."

"Well, we said we were going to simplify our lives and we did."

Dying man in desert to friend as vultures approach; 'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'

"Out of my way! I'm late for that lecture on 'The Importance of Relaxation'!!!"

The Island

A smoking ban now applies to all indoor spaces.

'It's a fund-raising dinner for the needy ... but hopefully none of them will be there.'

Prisoner painting his ball and chain.

'I'm thinking the west coast again this year.'

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

'Dunno about this global warming! Where's the sun gone?'

'No, thanks. You'll never get me into one of those.'

'I want to cancel my subscription to the world wildlife fund.'

'You again? Are you here every day?'