Ironic Hipster Prints

I've got a problem – with me. Counseling costs extra. I always hated BMW owners. But one day I woke up and realized I drive a Saab. People who vacation in the Hamptons give me hives, but I've got a summer spot in Santa Cruz. I protested against big corporate oil companies … wearing a North Face jacket and Nike high tops! Don't you realize what I've become? I'm an upwardly mobile hippy! Death to the huppy. Hates fancy coffee drinks, loves soy milk.

These e-readers are totally unsatisfying. Because you can't see what someone is reading? Precisely. With paper books, you can see that someone sitting at the cafe is reading a stupid romance or a mindless thriller. You can walk by them, hold up your copy of 1984 or some Marshall McLuhan essay, and let out a condescending snort. Which reminds me, you know that McLuhan would say about all this media? I tuned out three panels ago.

VINYL HISS

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Emergency Hipster Beard

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'Wilson, this company needs to be better in touch with today's youth. Pierce your nipples and have a report on my desk by Monday.'

Gangsta wrap.

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

"You know what they say: if you're tired of London, you're tired of organic soy latte and pop-up vegan yoga festivals..."

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Hipster Police Department

Woke Jersey Shore

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

White Flight. Beautification. Gentrification. Plain Old Rich.

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

"I'm your hip replacement."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

Hipster Coffee

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

"A spectre is haunting Europe, the spectre of hipsterism."

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"Believe me, nobody's going to care you had facial hair a hundred million years from today."

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."