Ironic Hippie Vibes Mugs

'I feel really close to nature with the wood-burning stove.'

"Here we are."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Rocking Witches.

"The new house is almost ready!"

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

"Are you sure you're not holding your breath?"

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

Halloween Selfie

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

"I'm your hip replacement."

Homing Beatnik

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

Brooklyn.

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

"Vinyl I get. This, I didn't see coming."

Far out Man! A pot machine!

"The only thing I regret about the past is smelling patchouli!"

"I'm sorry, Rudolph, but empathetic soulsource crystal navigation has made that nose of yours pretty much obsolete."

"I like this place. You can charge your phone AND save the rainforest."

"I'm trying to be myself and you're not helping."

"So...you drive stick."

"I grew up in the drug culture but now I get the same effect by standing up too fast."

Roman Hippies