Hippie Vibe Seeker Mugs

Majosstick Hotel

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

Death Photobombs a Holiday

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

"I'm your hip replacement."

Ziggy Wombat

I've always wanted to be enigmatic but I talk too much.

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

'Hey, what's up? You're wearing your Friday face and it's only Tuesday.'

"Vinyl I get. This, I didn't see coming."

Carioca

"I'm trying to be myself and you're not helping."

"Whaat. You've never seen a woman in a thong before?"

"I'm sorry, Rudolph, but empathetic soulsource crystal navigation has made that nose of yours pretty much obsolete."

'I feel really close to nature with the wood-burning stove.'

"With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!"

Hot Dog

Things look better through rose-tinted glasses.

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

'Hey! Put me down. I'm not a cell phone.'

"How can you call yourself a left-leaning audiophile if you've never heard NPR on vinyl?"

Grover Washington Jr.

Free like a bird

"Geoffrey's rewilding."

'How do these glasses feel?'

"It's a pleasure to meet an optimist. You're the first one I've run into this year."

Tattoo Parlor: Summer Special - GRILL MARKS