Ironic Health Buffs Prints

"Let's face it: Life can be life threatening."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Hysterically laughing monster.

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

So, have you had this 'human flu' yet?

"Can't talk now. Cramming for tomorrow's stress test."

"It's a plant based solution."

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

Zika Mosquitos

'Bovine Growth Hormone.'

This guy smells like he just got the Covid vaccine. Do you think it's safe to bite him?

Vaccinating the Easter Bunny

'Let's do those Grimm brothers for hate speech.'

"The good news is your weight and cholesterol are stable. The bad news is the research has changed."

'Gasp! Wheez! Nobody told me that once you have a heart you also need cardio!'

'It's some sort of side effect of swine flu!'

Doctor to man: 'Laughter is the best medicine, but it's not covered in your health plan.'

"I'm still thirsty. Maybe I've got leaky gut syndrome."

"I'm pursuing the reason I was put on earth."

'Her and her silicone implants!'

Plastic surgeon - 'Cancel all my other appointments,please.'

'Breath in,Miss Benson...breath in!'