Ironic Health Buffs Prints

"Let's face it: Life can be life threatening."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Hysterically laughing monster.

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

So, have you had this 'human flu' yet?

I'm sorry, Miss. I can't involve the bouncer just to "teach somebody a lesson." Menu.

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

"Can't talk now. Cramming for tomorrow's stress test."

"It's a plant based solution."

Zika Mosquitos

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

'Bovine Growth Hormone.'

'It's some sort of side effect of swine flu!'

"The good news is your weight and cholesterol are stable. The bad news is the research has changed."

This guy smells like he just got the Covid vaccine. Do you think it's safe to bite him?

'Gasp! Wheez! Nobody told me that once you have a heart you also need cardio!'

Gym. Stay young through diet and exercise. I find it much easier to just lie about my age.

'Let's do those Grimm brothers for hate speech.'

Vaccinating the Easter Bunny

Hairy Potter and friend..

Doctor to man: 'Laughter is the best medicine, but it's not covered in your health plan.'

"I'm still thirsty. Maybe I've got leaky gut syndrome."

Plastic surgeon - 'Cancel all my other appointments,please.'

'Her and her silicone implants!'

'Breath in,Miss Benson...breath in!'