Ironic Dessert Lover Prints

'If you're the one who asked for the personalized eating plan, you may be sorry you did.'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Any time is cake o'clock

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Pi Ala Mode.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Banana Split...

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Banana Split Personality

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Ice Cream Dreams.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Thou Shalt Not!

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"My wife complains that I'm cold and self-serving."