Ironic Dessert Lover Pillows

'If you're the one who asked for the personalized eating plan, you may be sorry you did.'

Any time is cake o'clock

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Pi Ala Mode.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Banana Split...

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Banana Split Personality

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Ice Cream Dreams.

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Thou Shalt Not!

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"My wife complains that I'm cold and self-serving."

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'