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"Get a good look at them but don't get too close. They are small but dangerous."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

'And we have an employee wellness program. By not offering health insurance or sick pay, we encourage wellness.'

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

Santa's Helpers

"We didn’t have enough in the budget to replace you with a real robot."

'That's what I like about you Roberts, you're not afraid to get out there and take a risk.'

'The dog won't eat my homework.'

IRS: The country is broke, but your taxes cannot be construed as 'Charity to the Poor'.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"You may have heard some very slanderous rumours about this company."

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor