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Mensa - if you can't work out where you are you shouldn't be here.

"I think you are getting carried away, all you've done is finish one crossword."

Exam

Before the Internet

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

'This test doesn't understand me.'

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

'Anthony! And all over my new carpet! Bad cat! Bad cat!'

Empty Headed Schoolboy

Good Luck with your finals.

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

Bigger Brain

History student: 'I remembered the Alamo ... but forgot everything else!'

"Well, my IQ is 180--and that's in Centigrade, not Fahrenheit."

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'The penguin is upset...'

Graph to find your IQ

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'Math isn't really my long suit, Mrs. Ferguson -- how about I just take a drug test?'

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

School boy uses 'Sats Nav' to navigate his way to exam room.

Of course the teasts are complete nonsense but we're working on the basis that anyone who can be bothered to complete all 148 of them must be highly motivated...

'Please join us.'

'Are you kidding? Of course I take this woman - wouldn't you???'

Kid to fallen teacher: 'Will this be on the test?'