Ipo Pillows

'I love the name. Now that we've gone public, what do you think we ought to do?'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Louis Armstrong

Copycats

The Computer Bore

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'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Great Chinese Dynasties

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

'They all want to play the star.'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Tut and Carmen.

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Woman carries the world.

'No ice.'

Culture Saturday

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'Now that's an afro!'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

The height of fashion in 1796

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Honoré de Balzac

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

Where Indian ink came from.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Try to guess the continent dining...

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"