Ipo Pillows

'I love the name. Now that we've gone public, what do you think we ought to do?'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Copycats

The Computer Bore

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'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Great Chinese Dynasties

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

Tut and Carmen.

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'They all want to play the star.'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Woman carries the world.

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Honoré de Balzac

'No ice.'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

The height of fashion in 1796

Culture Saturday

'Now that's an afro!'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

Try to guess the continent dining...

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Where Indian ink came from.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"