Iphone Protector Mugs

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

Privacy Conference Security

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Privacy - Surveillance

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

'More government surveillance!'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Statue of Security

"Mr. Miranda....we are using 'schedule 7' to hold you on suspicion of knowing someone who knew someone who was a whistleblower...."

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Domestic Spying Drones

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'I'm sorry young lady, but you're not old enough to be free range!'

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

Hidden Facebook Features

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

"I only told a few friends."