Iot Amateur Genius Pillows

"I'm beginning to regret ever having a smart meter fitted!"

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"The desktop skills test was a little worrying,56% couldn't manage 'Word' 75% were confused by 'Excel' and 43% wanted to know what channel 'Eastenders' was on."

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Robots In The Boardroom

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"I got connected to the internet!"

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

I think therefore I am.

Computer Music

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"Ambitions . . . to replace mankind."

Artificial intelligence discovers racism

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

Now Hiring. Artificial Intelligence & Research Lab. "Artificial Intelligence"? Great! I'd be a real asset to your project since I'm not as intelligent as I look!

The secret thoughts of smart machines.