Involved In A Lawsuit Pillows

Trial by Media

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"Bob & Sue 2011" "Sued Bob 2011"

'What'll it be?'

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

The Birth of a Lawsuit

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

'It's a treasure map.'

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

"I made my money the old fashioned way...a team of high priced lawyers litigating round the clock."

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

'I don't suppose there's any way I could serve my sentence on line?'

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

"I'm pre-legal analysis."

'This is your lucky day!'

"At first I was the aggressor but as he got the upper hand it became clear I was the victim."

"Not guilty, Your Honor, and thank you for asking."

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

"And the person who made all those promises, this man you loved, trusted and ran away with, who subsequently stole your life savings and then abandoned you... is he in the courtroom today?"

"I pronounce you guilty as charged and wife."

'OK, OK, you've made your point. I'll admit that sometimes when I feel threatened, I snap.'

"ll I was doing was following my dream...turns out that contravened the restraining order."

'The food's not too bad here. It tastes just like yours and just like yours, it also comes out of a can.'

'I'm suing for libel! You've down graded me from being a reliable source to being just a confidential source.'

The Washington Arbitrators