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"Wait a minute! What parts and labor?"

Dialogue

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

She - Interpreter - He.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

Signing the declaration of independence.

'And this is the computer that sends out our final demands.'

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"I'll have your check in a moment, sir."

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

Confused drivers

Orator translates in many languages.

'Dear sir, every month we place all bills in a big pile on the table, and select six at random for payment...'

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

"I'm not sure if that bill is correct or not, sir. We just throw a bunch of charges on there to see which ones stick."

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

Abraham Lincoln sends his first bill - Three score dollars and ten.

Medical Billing & Coding

Frustrated Dad's and Toy Construction.

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

"No this is your contract. The other one's your bill

Home Business - Accounts.

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Simultaneous translation.

"..and you'll also need Percy here, his interpreter"