Invoice Annihilator T-Shirts

Accounts: Kill Bills.

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

Mind-Fullness

Nervous Oral Testing

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

'Dear sir, every month we place all bills in a big pile on the table, and select six at random for payment...'

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

"I'm not sure if that bill is correct or not, sir. We just throw a bunch of charges on there to see which ones stick."

'The rich get rich, but what do the poor get?'

Slam Dunking the Outtray

"No this is your contract. The other one's your bill

Home Business - Accounts.

Is there any history of not paying medical bills in your family? M.D.

'Yes, I'm gaining weight! Deleting spam all morning makes me really hungry for lunch!'

"You got this! Your brain has a hundred billion neurons, with more links between them than there are stars in the Milky Way. Now, go out there and show those ants who's in charge!"

"Wow. That guy on psychic chat line is really good. He told me our next phone bill would be bigger than usual!"

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

"The minister has instructed us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets in the next 43 days." "Could we start with that one?"

"Of course it's hard to understand. They wouldn't be billing 'codes' , if they were easy to decipher."

"Next time, don't let your anxieties build up ... "

“Ha! They think changing the color to red is going to get me to pay this bill?!”

"I've got this phobia about paying bills...."

'Most of your repressed memories involve not paying my fees.'

Invoice.

'Before I give you my bill, I warn you - I'm a black belt.'

'I may not look like much but f**k with me and you're dead!'

"Please, sir - I have to pay off my student loans!"

"We're reducing GHG emissions on the rance by switching to ll electric cows."

'I have a terrible fear of paying bills.'

Island Rent Due.

"We could have really used you last year, but it seems to be clearing up."