Invitation Architect Mugs

Wedding Invites

Team Leader

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

Building giant sand pies.

"Do I have many meetings today?"

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

The Doorway to Ideas

Human Brain

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

The Day Dreamer.

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

Windmill

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"I love what you've done with him."

"I like to stay on top of things."

"Today's top priority is prioritizing our priorities."

Man sees Creative License Bureau

Irvine Welsh

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

"Are you sure you sent out those invitations?"

Bulb

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

"My mental ink pen ran dry.

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

"Donny's just going through a brutalist phase."

"Your tax return reads like one of your novels."

If I move Jen's ortho to Friday, it conflicts with Sam's clarinet, but I can't move that to Monday because Tina has soccer! Ugh, how do I line this thing up? Rubik's Calendar.

'My tutor kindly agreed to help!'

'Motion seconded!' (golfers)

Businessman wonders why he called a meeting.