Invisible Hand Believer Mugs

'Adam Smith Institute? Just follow the invisible hand and it'll lead you to where you need to go.'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

The Origami Society...

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"I have an app for that."

'Your future looks charming.'

The ten ammendments

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

Fairy Vet

Dustbin monster.

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'...and then these two-eyed creatures took me from my spaceship to a four-wheeled vehicle. Nobody believes me. But you do, don't you doc?'

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

'Your resume certainly includes a lot of UFO abductions....'

"I think it's time you ditched the phoney crown and admitted to yourself that princess or no princess, you'll always be a frog."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

The Fountain of Youth.

'Graze in perfect circles. It drives people crazy.'

Mime artist reading: 'Thinking Outside the Invisible Box.'

"How can Santa eat all those cookies and drink all that milk in one night? Well, like everything else when it comes to Santa, it's magic. . ."

'I'm Frog, formerly known as Prince.'

'I was a spoiled little brat of a prince: Being turned into a frog and falling in love with you is the best thing that has happened to me...'

Princess believes one kiss will turn the crocodile into a handsome Prince.