Investor Who Loves A Good Hike Pillows

'I get such a lonely feeling in the pit of my stomach out here, not knowing what my stocks are doing.'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

Fly Fishing

'Echo Tourism'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'Basically it's a stock that if a chain of near miraculous events would happen to occur, you'd make a bundle.'

"He downgraded Apple."

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"What do you mean, the market rallied?"

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

I have a dream.

'My pine scented spray keeps the bugs away, but what do I do about the beavers?'

"I didn't just store my acorns - I invested them in a high performance stock portfolio."

Earth Reset Button.

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

'After I bought those stocks of Chinese companies, I felt greedy again in an hour.'

At The Clown Bank.

"We have had some bumps and bruises on the stock market."

'What I can't understand is how you can happily go for a ten mile hike, but won't walk to the corner shop for me!'

Echo Tourists.

Metaphors.

Sign at Echo Point - Echo Point Watch Your Step and Your Mouth.

Wishing well out of order - Try wishing upon a star.

Aggressive investing.

'The Dow is going up, the Dow is going down, the Dow is...'

"Ooh, look – a Porsche Panamera."

Wow! Spoon lightning!