Investor In Luck Pillows

'See if our technical people can get this up and running.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'And right here they merged...'

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

'Basically it's a stock that if a chain of near miraculous events would happen to occur, you'd make a bundle.'

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

"He downgraded Apple."

The Stock Market.

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

I have a dream.

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

'Eddie, you've tried aggressive growth, multicaps, small caps, blue chips...now maybe it's time to try a support group for underperforming portfolios?'

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

'Do you have clothes for winning the lottery?'

Tombola Winner

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

At The Clown Bank.

'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you win.'

'A penny saved is a penny not stimulating the economy.'

They used a scientific method to decide which new product idea to pursue.

Bit coin.

'Good news! The stock market is about to explode upwards on...'

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

'Your stock portfolio didn't lose one third of its value, Mr. Reynolds, it retained two thirds.'

Good Luck

'We're expecting stocks to rally but we don't know which ones and when.'

"Hurry it up, Solomon Brothers are waiting for my decision"

Bob Smith: Asking For It

'Hey, I'm having a pretty good streak here--how about you guys?'

"Let's face it, you could back the wrong horse in a one-horse race!"

'He made a lot of money investing in what he knew - dog biscuit and rawhide bone futures.'

'Yer luck's run out old timer - I've come fer what's mine!'

"Put me back on hold! That song - 'We're in the money' - put me in a really good mood!"

No, I'm not a gambler at all. I just blow on these and they keep serving me drinks.