Investment Visionary Pillows

City Bank: Don't put all your eggs in one basket, unless that basket is us!'

"You can come back down now, Harlow. The Dow has started to climb back up."

'If I sold you a fish you would eat for a day. But if I sold you this boat you would eat forever.'

"So you're an investor who dabbles in art? I happen to be an artist who dabbles in money."

"Something that in 20 years will be worth a lot of money."

"When I said this stock will be $100 in six months, I meant its market cap."

"The DOW will reach 100,000. What else do you want to hear?"

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

"You realize this means we won't be getting any government bailout money...?"

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

The United States' economy deflating.

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

Daimler, ChryslerSturm and Drang meeting

"Sold his air rights."

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'