Investment Visionary Mugs

City Bank: Don't put all your eggs in one basket, unless that basket is us!'

"You can come back down now, Harlow. The Dow has started to climb back up."

'If I sold you a fish you would eat for a day. But if I sold you this boat you would eat forever.'

"If only I'd bought Microsoft with it..."

"So you're an investor who dabbles in art? I happen to be an artist who dabbles in money."

"Something that in 20 years will be worth a lot of money."

"When I said this stock will be $100 in six months, I meant its market cap."

"The DOW will reach 100,000. What else do you want to hear?"

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

"You realize this means we won't be getting any government bailout money...?"

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

The United States' economy deflating.

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

"Sold his air rights."

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"