Investment Thrill-seekers Prints

"Now I know this one's expensive, but just think how much negative equity you'll have to brag about when the market crashes."

First National Bank. Keep life exciting --- Ask about our variable rate, interest-only mortgages.

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

'Time to buy.'

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

"Some idiot spread the rumour that the boss had called in sick! Now look what's happened to the tobacco and coffee stocks!"

Snowflake Investments...penny stocks, junk bonds: 'Here today, gone tomorrow!'

"Dow's up!"

"Stocks were bipolar today as delirious euphoria gave way to abject despair and back again."

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

'A few days away from those sharks on Wall Street will make all the difference.'

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

'Tax considerations? Regulatory climate? Labor costs? - Hell, no! We're moving our headquarters cross-country because I feel like it!'

'He has the Big Cheese on his side - But the High Muckity-Mucks will be with us.'

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

"Our stock is down. Start some rumors on Wall Street that it's going up."

It was a day of nosebleeds, stomach upset and right here, Dindley did a back-flip off his chair!

'I find if I'm the first one in and the first one out, Ponzi schemes can be very lucrative.'

Bull Riding on the Stock Market

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'

Stock Hurricane Ride

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

"This is what we recommend for motion sickness, due to the stockmarket's rollercoaster ride."

'He's chasing the market.'

Masochism for stockholders.

'Remember, there's nothing to fear, except fear itself and costly litigation.'

'After I bought those stocks of Chinese companies, I felt greedy again in an hour.'

'Don't jump! The latest market sector bubble to burst is making a turnaround!'

'Don't jump Pumroy! Just remember: today's frantic selling can quickly become tomorrow's frantic buying.'

"We have had some bumps and bruises on the stock market."

Grexit