Investment Success Prints

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

'Looks like a Ponzi scheme, but you got in early so you should be fine - provided you keep your mouth shut.'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

Hollywood Sign Developers

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

The president's men

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Mario Draghi

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Boss to worker taking out wallet: 'It's only fair, Pete. Last year, we shared profits!'

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

Bullseye!

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

My brilliant career

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."

Boom