Investment Strategy Ponderer Prints

'My investment advice is to relax, stop and smell the roses, dig up the roses, bury a million dollars beneath the roses.'

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

Jean-Paul Sartre

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

Annual profits,

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

'At least I don't have his life.'

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.

'Maybe we need new profit charts?'

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"We could try 'gravity' as an excuse."

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

"It's not just me, Dad. Amazon.com has never made a cent, either."

'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.'

business

'This isn't a non-profit-making organization you know! Or at least, it wasn't until you started working here!'

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

'It's nice but will it be a hedge against inflation.'

'I'm a 100% consistent investor. I buy bonds when I should buy stocks when I should buy bonds.'

'After months of analysing, we found out how to stop your downgoing profits: just find more customers who want to buy your products.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"What's Tim doing on the window ledge?"

Have you seen my money?

"We apparently exceeded our expectations but, do any of you remember what they were?"

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

'Son, someday you're going to be short all of this.'

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

Cancel that turkey and prawn sandwich...

Trumped