Investment Hunter Prints

"I don't think we fully understand cryptomining."

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'We'll take it!'

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

"And here is where we started putting profits before people."

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

'Harrison, going against your better judgement has made us a lot of money...'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

Man leaving 'Wall St, closed-end mutual funds' building with hand full of money.

'Profit in the garbage.'

'We care because we haven't made enough money not to.'

Got out of the market too soon; got back in too late.

'I know what we need to turn this around, a mindless product that will make money fly out of peoples pocketbooks!'

Business of Finger-pointing

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

'I am going to recommend a stock that has consistently outperformed the market since Tuesday.'

'In our press release, stress that our strategic focus will be on solving society's problems. This is code for making a bundle of money.'

'I sure wish there was a formula for picking the right mutual fund!'

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

'Remember, the best things in life are free. Our job is to acquire them and sell them back to the public.'

"He's doing it again, your honor!"

'No point in looking for a silver lining - we've already sold off all mineral rights.'

"It's the only image capable of giving him the feels."