Investment Adrenaline Junkie Pillows

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

You Are Here

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

The rocket powered skiier

'I think I know what the problem is!'

Rock Climber

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Surfing koala.

Extreme Bungy

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

YOLO vs YODO

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Off to see the world

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"Skate or die."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

Skydiver bounces off the trampolines.

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."