Investing Insights Pillows

'Look humble, Jenkins. The arrogant look is okay in the office, but these are investors.'

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Build Your Own Portfolio

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

Day trading.

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

'Crisis'

'Stand back! All he needs is an injection of long-term capital.'

"True, a salary cap on Wall Street may limit the talent pool, but, on the other hand, if they get any more talented we'll all be broke."

'I've never seen a stock crash so hard.'

Long and Short term investments.

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

Snowflake Investments...penny stocks, junk bonds: 'Here today, gone tomorrow!'

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

Out of control

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

Travel looks strong!

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

'I don't know about you, but I really don't like the look of that yield curve.'

"Your portfolio is too conservative."

Investment analyst Renald P. is going to frighten the market.

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

Currency Stimulus.