Investigative Inquisitor Mugs

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Squeezing the Free Press.

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Quality Control

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

Reporter #6: television.

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

Privacy

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.