Inventory Manager Prints

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

Widgets, Inc: Inventory. . . Sales. . .RETURNS.

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

'...and here's a picture of the family arranged in FIFO order.'

'Wait, you mean there's only one Pope at a time? In the whole world!?'

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

Well here's the problem. Part # AB5 is a Nuclear Missile. Part # AB6 is an ink cartridge.

'That was Fred in inventory. He's been outsourced.'

Satis Factory Tour

"Gentlemen, inventory is building up at an alarming rate."

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

THE RIGHT PLACE A THE RIGHT TIME, 'It says they're closed for inventory.'

'We deal mostly in rolling stock...'

Jack-in-the-Box Enterprises.

'Why do I always get stuck with the inventory?'

It's not as sexy as hunting or gathering, but I'm the guy who makes sense of it all.

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

"I'm not sure they fully understand the concept of annual stocktaking."

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

"You say we're running low on stock? Couldn't we just print out some new ones?"

JIT -Jittery Inventory Turnover

"I can't get these new codes straight!"

"I hate doing inventory."

"We're drawing down our inventory since it can't seem to tear itself away."

"I'm still missing 6 stick insects and a chameleon..."

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

'We're all out of the (bar code) but can I interest you in the (different bar code)?'

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

'Do we have a large stock?! MAN we've got that many brooms down here,they're coming out of our ears!'

"Right that�s 560 with soya sauce..."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Genetically Modified Stocks

"Baldo, I see you read and initialed inventory form G42X.

Produce. Manage the inventory better --- spoilage is bankrupting me! He's losing money because of all the dead beets.

I still say you're going overboard.