Inventory Innovator Pillows

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

Supply Chain

He's our ideas man. I can never tell if he's working or not.

"Yes, it's different...but I don't think Fondue Friday is going to last."

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

Modular Offices

Dare to be different.

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

'Does anyone have a question?'

'As all coherent strategy has failed, we turn to you.'

Pets. Puppy Yums. Fish. I need parrot sales figures and a kitten inventory estimate. I'll do a polly graph and a cat scan!

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'

Television company new recruit

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

'We finally came up with a cubicle design that really works.'

'I'll be happy to put my best man on it, Mr. Orton... but my best man happens to be a woman.'

"O.K., Chief! Hang on to your socks!"

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

'You won't lose any more money. We're the first fund with a GPS tracking system.'

'Ed says the 'smart money isn't buying furniture right now.'

'Why are you putting laundry soap into the proton anti-matter warp drive engine?'

'What if, and I know this sounds kooky, we communicated with the employees.'

To save space, we eliminated hallways and doors, by adding catwalk and ladders.

'Needs more challenge.'

'Flexi-space.'

'Miss Gridley, get rid of this desk and get me a chair like Captain Kirk's!'

'I try to encourage creativity.'

'Managing a team in the current climate requires new skills...'