Inventor's Advocate T-Shirts

"Well, if you really can prove that you invented the wheel, you'll be due an awful lot of backdated royalty payments!"

Trial by Media

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Thank you, Essential Workers

Soldier armed with a pen.

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

Detention Center

AI Safety Officer

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"They're class action figures."

Human Rights for All

People and robots

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

"I don't know if they do or not. . . I've never opened it."

Henry Fox Talbot

Lumiere brothers caricature

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

The scales between gluttony and hunger

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

"I thought I'd try a Marie Antoinette for a change."

Biotechnology in agriculture

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

Catalan sentence

"Not in my name!"

Moses comes down the mountain with the first silicon chip.

"I'd like to report a case of historical sexual abuse in the sixties. I'd like to - but I can't!"

'Great invention, Rex! What are you going to call it?'

"The biggest downside of funding IT startups... is being called 'dude'!"