Inventive Mind Gifts

"How's that whole 'thinking outside of the bowl' thing working out for you now?"

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

The iShadow.

Benjamin Franklin.

'Find yellow snow? I invented it.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Seagiraffes

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

My First Camera

Dog Walking Services

"You left this on our ship."

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Hair Crop Circle

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Baby pram as a tank

"Could I ask just one question?"

Fishing Tales

Use your imagination.

Characters jumping out of a book.

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Alien Snowmen

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"