Invention Success T-Shirts

"Congratulations on your invention...but you don't have to rub it in."

Butterfly Woman

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Thinking Gears

'I told you it would be useful.'

The first car accident.

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

Walking Luggage.

Raincloud Umbrella

Bullseye!

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

Bright Idea

The First Fire Stick

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

"And finally, I’d like to thank all those people I stepped on and used to get here. I couldn’t have done it without your submissive insecurity and relentless resignation."