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"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Eureka!

Early cyborg.

"Draw your own path."

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

'Is this the new input device?'

'Yes, sir, what can I do for you?'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

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"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

Artist and Musician

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"I'm Necessity and this is my son, Invention."

Work colleague says 'This is great, where do you get your ideas from?' as man gets them from small elves living in the wall

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

'I call it a flat.'

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Please Henderson - Not another one of your bright ideas!'

Reinventing the Wheel