Invasion Stopper Mugs

"You should've called me sooner!"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

Woman crying with happiness.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"These door hinges squeak."

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

'Your performance review is next Tuesday. You're allowed to bring a guitar and up to three backup singers.'

'You said to come back once I got my act together.'

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

'Mind if I wear it to the door? I want to test audience reaction.'

"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

'Don't be afraid, the speculators won't take away your savings. I'll be faster than they are!'

The Emperor's New Followers

Mic Drop

'Looks like the work of the infamous international frequent flyer burglar - Better dust for carbon finger prints!'

"I'm getting really tired of this cancel culture."

Policeman painting vandals with 'anti-vandal paint' instead of painting the walls.

'Best save I've ever seen.'

Suspicious Person Ban.

Mic drop

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

Alien Arcade

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

"Trying to raise a family, establish a career AND invade a planet? It's no wonder you feel stressed-out."

'Crikey Zork, they're huge!'

'Hurry it up, will you? We're on in five minutes!'

"....and I said, 'as a matter of fact, I DO have a bowling ball in my bag'."

'That's not the sort of request I meant, Madam, and anyway it's physically impossible!'

"How our teacher, under my surveillance, spent her summer vacation..."