Intrusion Enthusiast Gifts

"Signing in my presence isn't enough anymore. You have to sign while I'm in your personal space."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Likes: $2.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'Where was the TSA?'

"What was I thinking?!"

"He's his own worst enemy."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Window Treatment

That party went well.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Man doing a search on a computer

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

"Sorry kid, I work alone."